Pull Up A Seat
Stick around awhile.
Sit down. You’re not interrupting anything.
This is the community side of Uncle Longbeard.
For now, that means stories, podcast updates, porch thoughts, and the occasional questionable piece of advice delivered to your inbox.
Eventually, maybe this becomes a forum.Maybe porch nights.Maybe meetups.Maybe something none of us have thought of yet.
But we’re not building an empty room and pretending it’s full.
We’re starting with a chair.
Pull up a seat.
One email when there’s something worth pulling up a chair for. That’s it.
No spam. No hustle-bro bullshit.
What you’ll get
- —New Porch Conversations
- —New Shit Hit The Fan stories
- —Tales From The Road
- —Updates from around here
- —No spam
- —No hustle-bro bullshit
Got a story to tell? Leave it on the porch — anonymous, in your voice.
Down the road, maybe
- —A real forum — somewhere to actually talk
- —Porch nights (yes, actual ones)
- —Meetups, maybe regional, maybe not
- —Something nobody’s thought of yet
These are maybes, not promises. We’ll figure it out together.

